if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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