Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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