Already got asked if we're dating
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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