maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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