I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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