Me too!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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