Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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