one two three fourrrrnication!
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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