I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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