You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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