Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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