C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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