her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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