I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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