I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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