So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He did a backflip because drugs
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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