I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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