The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Oh god it's open bar.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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