bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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