I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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