if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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