I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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