I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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