at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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