Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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