he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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