"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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