I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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