Are we in a gay sports bar?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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