i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You are the jesus of drinking
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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