North Korea, Best Korea!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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