The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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