they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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