Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you guys were way drunker than both of me
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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