Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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