dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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