Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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