If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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