gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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