Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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