We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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