That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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