Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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