Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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