did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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