On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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