no. you can't hotbox the world.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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