Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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