I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The beer is more important than you right now.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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