Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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