No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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