but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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