we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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