I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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