it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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