I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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