Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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